Waho's much requested, long awaited leveling guide!

Since the servers were down I thought I would toss a quick leveling guide together to sate the appetites of all my fans. It's rather short for right now since I only worked on it for a few minutes, but I can definitely expand it and answer some Q&A =D.

On with the show!

I'm guessing your computer desk probably looks like mine did before WoW came along and ruined it.

But in fact, its the users desk and human environment that holds them back from leveling more than anything else! I'm going to show you how to fix it =)

Step 1:

Add some Post-It notes with encouraging phrases to help keep you focused and having fun!

Step 2:

Another of the things that keeps you from leveling quickly is time spent Away from Keyboard (or AFK as we like to call it). Now, most of us have jobs and familys that demand constant attention during normal day time hours, so the obvious solution is to cut sleep out of our daily routines! For this, you'll want to have you desk look something like this -

Step 3:

Now that your *fully* awake, you need to keep your attention focused and also to prevent people from bothering you. Here are just a few options in a slew of things you can try

3a:

METAL

Keep small children at bay with screaming vocals and double bass that will send them screaming for Mommy. Good bands for accomplish this are:

3b:

Show them that you mean business by packing some heat! If someones not afraid of this look, they have bigger issues.

3c:

You can also keep people away by just making them not want to be by you. This is a great way to make people feel uncomfortable around you, as seen in Heth's desktop:

That sums up the first installment of the Waho Leveling guide! Hope your on your way to a more productive WoW leveling career.

Waho

MonkeyHack's picture

leveling properly

Man, that was great. Laughed myself into a coughing fit (coughing fit = quality humor).

So... it's all about the mindset and lack of distraction huh. Level or die!!

-DrunkieMonkeyTurtle (Priest/Rogue/Warrior)

Shame on Heth! He has a

Shame on Heth! He has a Guild Wars mouse pad!

BTW what is that stuff behind the WoW Orc Statue??

That was great Waho!! (and sadly...so true!)

Heavy Metal

I noticed there was no Toxic Nixons album cover. WTF is that about.

I like both kinds of music... Rhythm & Blues!!!!!

Digg's picture

/vanish

this is a pretty accurate guide from my observations of Waho. i must say he nailed down all the keys; Metal, post-its, Metal, keeping yourself wired 24/7, and the 'snake eyes' stare to scare away emo kids or the UPS guy.

now to defend my self about the mouse pad, it was free and guild wars is the game that got me into mmos. without guild wars i wouldnt have been able to say "wow, this game sucks. i wants me somes WoW-goodness".

p.s. the lotion was soo planted there. althought i do keep tissue close by because Heth is accident prone and i need them to clean stuff from step 2 off my desk top( and sometimes i laugh out my nose and blow pop or icecream all over the place, but that is neither here nor there).

Can you Digg it?

You need to add this

You need to add this one....

Found after 46 straight   hours of WOWsee more

Wahota's picture

How did you know?

I was thinking of intentionally "waffle-facing" myself to show what happens when you don't have enough caffeine, but I didn't think I could get a good enough picture of it =P

Waho

=D

That is the best leveling guide ever! lol!
Nice choice of gun lol =P and METAL.

Sticky Notes FTW!!!