Waho's much requested, long awaited leveling guide!
Since the servers were down I thought I would toss a quick leveling guide together to sate the appetites of all my fans. It's rather short for right now since I only worked on it for a few minutes, but I can definitely expand it and answer some Q&A =D.
On with the show!
I'm guessing your computer desk probably looks like mine did before WoW came along and ruined it.

But in fact, its the users desk and human environment that holds them back from leveling more than anything else! I'm going to show you how to fix it =)
Step 1:
Add some Post-It notes with encouraging phrases to help keep you focused and having fun!

Step 2:
Another of the things that keeps you from leveling quickly is time spent Away from Keyboard (or AFK as we like to call it). Now, most of us have jobs and familys that demand constant attention during normal day time hours, so the obvious solution is to cut sleep out of our daily routines! For this, you'll want to have you desk look something like this -

Step 3:
Now that your *fully* awake, you need to keep your attention focused and also to prevent people from bothering you. Here are just a few options in a slew of things you can try
3a:
METAL
Keep small children at bay with screaming vocals and double bass that will send them screaming for Mommy. Good bands for accomplish this are:


3b:
Show them that you mean business by packing some heat! If someones not afraid of this look, they have bigger issues.

3c:
You can also keep people away by just making them not want to be by you. This is a great way to make people feel uncomfortable around you, as seen in Heth's desktop:
That sums up the first installment of the Waho Leveling guide! Hope your on your way to a more productive WoW leveling career.
Waho
